Paint the Town Leopard

Well, leopards, I'm back in Old Faithful for the week. Having to deal with a minor outpatient surgery this week, I figured I'd be mu...

As most of you know, I am what you would call a pageant enthusiast. I coach, compete, and judge, and continue to spend every televised page...

Don't you hate those nights where your friends drag you out and you're just not in the mood to schmooze with people? I had one of t...

Trendsetter (and one of my personal idols) Gwen Stefani always does it best, and first. During her reunion tour this summer with No Doubt, ...

After receving my weekly dose of People Magazine today, I was greeted by the Hills reality television star (and supposed singer, but I thin...

Because it's DC Restaurant Week! As a gold mine (and recipe for mono) for servers and bartenders throughout the greater Washington, DC ...

I never wanted this to be a rant blog. From the day I started writing Paint the Town Leopard, I wanted it to be a funny little site my girl...