So it’s time to get your spandex and fake eyelashes in order. Yes, tonight, for one night only, Chinatown will become the new Dupont Circle, as the Verizon Center is flooded with the city’s hottest gays, freaks, and Gaga-obsessed fans (i.e. me). Coming back after her show in the fall was such a success, Gaga will sing her usual fare, but hopefully, incorporate some of the latest tracks from the much-anticipated “Born This Way” album. And, as an opportunity to wear the tackiest clothing items I own and not be judged because of it, you can be sure that I’ll be layed in hair extensions, bronzer, and anything metallic/leather. With pregaming locations consisting of Oya, Zengo, and Jaleo (The Green Turtle is just not cutting it on the Fabulous Scale for an event like this), little monsters all over the Capital will have their paws up in the air (and probably lots of Patron shots in their bodies simultaneously). Will she come out of an egg? Wear a Kermit the Frog dress? Layer her body with meats? The possibilities are endless, but one thing is for sure; sorry, club promoters, but there is NOWHERE hot in DC tonight aside from The Monster Ball.
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