2.09.2010

Cupcakes on TV?

Unless you're an Amish person living in DC (which I don't think even exists) or part of some sort of odd religion against modern day technology, you've obviously heard of, tried, to was persuaded to go to some sort of event based on the fact that Georgetown Cupcakes would be pressent. Featured everywhere from InStyle Magazine to the Martha Stewart show, the Georgetown Cupcake sisters, Katherine Kallanis and Sophia LaMontagne, have taken DC and the country by storm since their February 2008 debut of arguably the most notable "cupcakery" in the capital. With daily delights ranging from Red Velvet to Chocolate and Vanilla for a mere $3.75 a pop, Georgetown cupcake is sure to brighten your day, widen your thighs, and serve as an excellent treat in nursing the hangover post-scrubby brunch at Peacock Cafe.
Of course, people other than myself have seen the greatness of the cupcakes, as the store recently relocated from its tiny front on Prospect Street to a grandoise piece of real estate on the corner of 33rd and M as its flagship store, along with a second cupcakery just recently appearing on Bethesda Row. Never thought cupcakes could be so lucrative, did you?
Well, the cupcake story gets a little bit jucier, as I have just learned that the Real Housewives of DC and the Real World just didn't give the city its full fix of reality television, with a reality show said to be begin filming shortly about the drama with, what I'm assuming to be, the frosting, aprons, and everything in between that makes Georgetown Cupcake such a powerhouse. Rumored to be on either TLC or Bravo, the show will feature the two sisters along with the notorious Georgetown Cupcake delivery-embossed Range Rovers (and, I'm sure, the even more notorious blonde boys you see delivering them every day. Puh-leez, like you haven't noticed them..) making cupcakes and doing what they do best. Think it'll be a hit? Considering some of these reality shows actually made the air, I think the sisters should get ready to accept an Emmy:
  • I Love New York: Flavor of Love? How could you not resist a man wearing a clock around his neck and making out with girls half his age? But after Tiffany Polland, and her ever-inflating breast implants, decided to take over reality television, I got a little bit naucious watching the herpes transpire through the house which they all lived in.
  • Britney and Kevin "Chaotic": One of the many reasons that this classic marriage ended. Britney shot herself from angles which she shouldn't have with her Cheeto-embossed fingers and we got to see Kevin talk about sexual escapades in his Tall Tees. Basically, it shows why Sean Preston and Jayden don't have a shot.
  • Temptation Island: AWFUL! A recipe for cheating and a disaster. I've never subjected myself to watching this, but have heard awful things. Taking marriages that are on the brink of suvival and trying to salvage them on reality tv? NOT a good idea!
  • My Fair Brady: You're career ended, sorry. Now don't push it.
  • Double Shot at Love: Because Tila Tequila wasn't enough. Instead, we needed a set of "bisexual" twins to create a twisted dating world of menage a trois relationships that make parents afraid to let their children have any access to a remote control.
Regardless of the outcome with DC's new reality television stint, keep enjoying Georgetown Cupcake's delicious treats. And stay far away from poor reality television programming. Except for Millionaire Matchmaker, of course.

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