You're obviously either a caveman or a Jesuit monk if you haven't heard the hoopla surrounding Lady Gaga and Beyonce's dangerously delicious new track, and music video, Telephone; Which is why I'm not going to go on and on about how much this video is that of an opus or masterpiece. As the 'Thriller' for our generation, you'll not only see how fashionable a female jail can be, but also experience Gaga's private parts (that are bleeped out, sorry boys and girls), a telephone-embossed headdress, and a mass murder at a local diner, all while Beyonce and Gaga are cruising the town in Tarantino's famous 'Pussy Wagon'. The creativity, rawness, and all around insanely excellent fashion in this video make it legendary, and make me love Gagalicious that much more (though I didn't think I had the ability to). But despite my obsession with the nine minutes in this heaven of a music video, I do still have some questions that maybe other Gaga fans out there have pondered as well:
- Why the 'how to make a sandwich' vignette? There is nothing sexy about sandwich making and I just really don't get it.
- Did she really have to choose the ugliest lesbian alive to be her jail-yard lover?
- Has our Princess of Pop had any cosmetic work done as of recent? The eyes are looking a little larger than usual, the nose a little smaller...
Regardless, check out the video at the link below if you have yet to see it. And prepare to be obsessed.
Another thing I don't understand is why after they kill everyone in the diner it cuts to them wearing patriotic outfits. Thought that was a little strange?
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