Jersey Shore 2 Party at Velocity 5 Tonight!

Tonight’s the night we’ve all been waiting for. And if you’re too last minute like me to plan an actual Jersey Shore party, complete with Jagerbombs and zaples for dessert, go over the bridge (and don’t get totally nauseated in the process) to Arlington and celebrate in guido style at Velocity 5. Tonight, they’re hosting a Jersey Shore Season 2 viewing party, complete with drink specials, excellent appetizers, and Red Rope Production’s very own Jimmy Abernathy bringing in the sexiest crowd that he can round up. Leave the loafers at home and drink your protein today; if you’re not juiced up, you can just fuggedaboutit.

And as classic works of literature often have discussion questions within the epilogue, I’ve provided a few great ones for tonight’s episode that you and your fellow Jersey Shore fans can have over a nice chicken marsala and bottle of Pinot Grigio:

• Who will JWoww get in her first fight with this season and why?

• Which one of the male castmates be most likely to be arrested by the Miami City Police?

• How many pickles will Snookie eat in the duration of the entire season?

• Will Ronnie and Sammi “Sweethahhht” end up back together in the end?

• Will Angelina finally have purchased herself a set of luggage with one of her appearance paychecks so she doesn’t have to show up carrying trash bags again?

• Who will be the protagonist in this season’s house?
• Will Pauly D continue to give shoutouts to Rhode Island? (He better)

And while the season will end quicker that you can say Volare, you can be sure that they’ll make some kind of live appearance in the District in the coming months. So, ladies, who’s going to be the first to make out with The Situation?


Join me at Velocity 5, 8111 Lee Highway in Falls Church, VA tonight for the Jersey Shore Season 2 kick-off party!